Funny sms; 9386 messages
A Lawyer
Will Do Anything
To Win A Case
Some Times
He Will Even
Tell The Truth … ;->
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Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal
Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat
Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat
Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
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If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
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Teacher To Pathan :
"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...
Pathan:
Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
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A Gun Can Kill Sum1
Fire an Burn Sum1
Wind Can Chill
Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart
But
Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..
KeEp iNg
170 chars (2 sms)
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...
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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
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Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...
But
Remember
Whatever You Do
You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
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They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
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Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
207 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
Aata Piswaney Jana Tha
Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho
Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
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I
H a v e
B e e n
W R O N G
A l w a y z
T h a t '' s
W h e n
I
T h i n k
I
A m
W R O N G .... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
173 chars (2 sms)